08/15/2024
Marriage is FUN
Marriage is when two people become ONE and the conflict that that brings is called living together.
Here are 10 examples:
~One spouse is always blocking the kitchen cabinet you need to get to.
~One spouse knows how to load a dishwasher the other one needs medication.
~There are tv shows you aren't allowed to watch without your spouse.
~One spouse goes to Sam's to get what the family needs while the other one goes to try the samples.
~One spouse opens a package and throws away the bubble wrap while the other one prentends he's at war and pops every bubble.
~One spouse asks, "What do you want for dinner?"
The other says, "Whatever you want." Then she proceeds to reject every suggestion until they both die of hunger.
~Once you establish 'your side of the bed' it stays that way for life. It's the law.
~One spouse is always reorganizing the kitchen drawers while the other one will never be able to find anything again.
~One spouse wants to 'go on a date somewhere expensive!' While the other one knows she means the lumber aisle at Home Depot.
~One spouse is an introvert while the other is an extrovert. They both are secretly plotting to change the other.
